Trump River: Could the Mississippi Get a New Name?

What if the mighty Mississippi, the lifeblood of America, suddenly became the “Trump River”? Imagine the cascading effect, from the “Trump River Blues” echoing through the “Trump River Delta” to “Trump River Alligators” basking in the sun. This thought experiment, while absurd, exposes the surprising politics and complex history behind how we name the very landscapes that define us, revealing a story that flows deeper than any river itself.